February 2012
24 posts
Anonymous asked: i dont ever see your beautiful face on here anymore?
New spam? -_-
Tell a group of black girls you don’t read Zane. See what happens. I was almost attacked by my friends after suggesting Zane isn’t real literature. LOL
My computer broke awhile ago so I haven’t blogged from a computer in like 6 months. Sad life.
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The girl who never stopped crying
Today I woke up so late that I forgot to put on a bra. Even though I was wearing a hoodie, I kept my coat on all day because I was uncomfortable. I felt like people would be able to tell and I would be embarrassed. I shouldn’t be, though. There is nothing wrong with my natural chest. Women have boobs. Mine happen to be pretty big and it’s okay if they aren’t always perky and...
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I feel like this is going to keep happening
White Guy: Are you related to the owner?
Me: No. I'm just brown.
Sometimes I want to be deep and emotional, talk about my feelings ya know? But I just really don’t care. I also don’t know when I do care. And I’m always sad and crying so I don’t really know when it’s something to be concerned over. I just cried twice during an episode of Glee. I’d like to remove my tear ducts, please.
Lately I’ve been obsessed with the...
I lose more followers when I’m not blogging than when I am.
The “Weave Cafe” exists
January 2012
77 posts
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helldate:
One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and my butthole broke two of his fingers.
helldate:
once I went on a date with this really hot guy from my psychology class, we went to a fair that was going to be in town for about a week. Anyway, we’re walking through the fair, passing this metal fence when a group of kids run past us and knock him against the fence. A piece of metal from the fence scratched his leg and he said he was fine so we kept walking. 2 hours later I decided to...
Y’all I make minimum wage. I think my boss thought I was illegal, but we cleared that up. It’s almost like a real job now!
My first day as a hostess has left me so tired that all I can say is: hell.
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I had my interview today…and I got the job! Basically because I’m brown. He told me I look like his daughter. Also, not allowed to tell anyone how old I am. Idk it was kind of shady, but whatever.
A restaurant called me back! They want me to come in tomorrow at 7. Hopefully I got the job.
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That weird tumblr cult of preteens who have URL’s like s-u-m-m-e-r-b-a-b-y. They only reblog pictures of white girls doing stuff. And occasionally ferris wheels. Anything they reblog has thousands of notes.
I haven’t worn foundation in a month. It feels really good, too. I realized my skin is basically at its prime, so I don’t need to wear foundation every day. I’ve worn a little eyeshadow, but only twice I think. Plus I like being able to touch my face without worrying about smudging my liquid liner, or if the rain is going to fuck up my face.